I still have to laugh about the time I watched 2025 Tomorrowland on YouTube and wrote the following in the chat: “He’s good, who is he?” I’ve never experienced such a shitstorm because I didn’t immediately recognize Axwell. I used to really like him. 🤣

I rock Italian. 🇮🇹

An image of a slice of pizza is shown on a user interface on which the word pizza is translated.

For the first time in 42 years - okay, a bit difficult as a baby… - I have a full beard. It’s amazing how that changes you. 😱

Two portraits placed next to each other show the same person with a beard on the left and without a beard on the right.

I had ordered a new set of allergy tablets online. They should have arrived either yesterday or today.

I just got the message: Saturday.

Okay. Mine at home are empty and I’ll be dead by then. Then I’ll probably have to buy some more expensive ones at the pharmacy… 😭

Home office people asked! Which pants are you wearing EXACTLY NOW? Do you dare? I’ll get started. 😄

And don’t you dare change for the photo!

Person sitting under a white table wearing blue jeans and a red T-shirt on a wooden floor.

An era is coming to an end. My Todoist Pro subscription has expired and I haven’t renewed it. I found it uncool that I was “downgraded” to “Pro Legacy” at the old price and (the new) Pro was too expensive for me. I’m now on the free version of TickTick, which does everything I need.

The movie F1 is damn good.

That’s it already. Thanks for reading.

New customer service manager who promised months ago to solve the problems with the house that have been outstanding for 4.5 years as quickly as possible. (I’m still waiting.) Called me today to say that payments are still outstanding on my part. (Nothing has been outstanding for 2 years.) Would almost be funny if it wasn’t so sad…

Very busy.

#bee #macrophotography

A bee collects nectar from a bright yellow flower.

When you’ve just cleaned the window crystal clear and sneeze on it straight afterwards… 🫠 #hay fever

A bird on a tightrope.

A blue bird sits upside down on a wire above a table with bowls of food, surrounded by green foliage.

Ah fuck. It was nice to be with you.

Huiiiiiii.

A hamster is shown in a tube with an acting woman and the word LUFTHAMSTER underneath.

Electrician & customer service manager with me for 3 hours to fix 3 things, as announced in advance.

My time wasted: 1.5 hours Fixes: 0.

It took me a while, but I think I now understand why you need a cemetery or a fixed place to mourn in general. I believe that the deceased hears you everywhere, but in order to let go properly, you need a fixed place to go. #Grief

The work PC in the middle of the morning at 10:07: So, I’m about to do a mandatory update. Better save your work, you loser.

Doctor to patient: “Have you ever masturbated at home? “Patient embarrassed: “Yes… “Doctor: “That’s cool, isn’t it?”

It’s kind of perversely cool how much you waste 2.5 hours of your life with “Manta Manta - Part Two”.

Don’t buy things you don’t need. Don’t buy things you don’t need. Don’t buy things you don’t need.

Oh, a “new” [retro cassette player](https://gadhouse.com/shop/all-products/gadhouse-miko-cassette-player/) . 🤩

A portable cassette recorder with a green-grey housing and the inscription MiKo.

This is the way.

Who is also looking forward to the movie? 🤩

A Funko Pop! figure of The Mandalorian with Grogu from the Star Wars series can be seen in packaging on a table in front of plants.